Wednesday, November 28, 2012


When the Harry Potter series ended, JK Rowling started working on a series called "The Casual Vacancy".
Inside A Cartoonist's Mind exclusively brings you what Rowling was thinking when writing this-

Monday, November 26, 2012

Inside A Cartoonist's Mind Merchandise!

Hey, y'all!
I'm working on a line of Inside A Cartoonist's Mind merchandise.
I haven't finished it yet, but here's what I have so far:
A case for iPhone 5.

How does an Inside A Cartoonist's Mind skateboard grab ya?

That's only the first three! There will also be shirts, mugs, more cases, speakers, pillows, and more!
(So stay tuned.)

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Hey, You! The Wii U!

The Wii U looks AWESOME, and it's only a matter of time before I get it. But the Pro Controller is like the GameCube controller, and the whole point of the Wii is that your controller ISN'T LIKE THAT.
(By the way, I've finished the first three episodes of Sanic. They'll be up soon!)

Friday, November 23, 2012


I think that Q-Bert has to be the most aggravating video game out there. When you lose, Q-Bert swears at you.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

What, Me Worry?

Considering how bad the government is today, I think I'll just take MAD Magazine's advice and vote for Alfred E. Neuman next time.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Writing On Half A Brain

At school, I took a huge spill in gym class, and my brain hasn't been functioning correctly since.
In spiiiiiite uv thaat, Ah will trah tuh right aboot my dai.
Wenn I wolllk uhp this miiiiiiiirning, mah breeekfist wazzz OWTMILL! CAN YOO BILYVE IT! OWTMILL!
Ah haaayt owtmmill, so ah gaayf it to mah freeend, Fahzzie Bayr. He said "This owtmill no tayst gud!" Wie it no tayssssssst goooooodd? Ah dinner! I meen, I dunno! It mahhhst be tha mokkingjais SPIDER-MINN POOTS IN ET ALL TEH TYMMME.
Wiy, Spitter-Man? WIY??????
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Hald on a sekond, my brain is feeling a bit more nermal......I mean normal now.
Sorry about that.
I need to lie down now.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The Vow Of The Microsoft Worker

At Microsoft, they have one goal-
How do they continually manage to do this?
By following this secret oath Inside A Cartoonist's Mind recently discovered:

At Microsoft, we are constantly hurryin'
To make stupid products that analyze urine.
We rip money outta your pockets in every which way
When we find more swindling techniques every new day.
Now that Apple has become a disorganized mess,
It is time for us to do what Microsoft does best:
Get your dough by making stuff that is just useless.
Why do we do this? Because we are ruthless!
Bill Gates lost Epic Rap Battles, or so we've been told,
But he still wins the battle of making brains mold.
Darn Linux, they sound like Charlie Brown's best friend!
A stupid name like that is sure to give them an end.
After reciting this oath, raise your right hand and swear
That you'll help us make cash by making tech underwear.

Monday, November 12, 2012

A Series Of Un-Fortune-ate Events

I was eating Chinese food yesterday, and I realized I can make better fortunes in fortune cookies than these people.
Inside A Cartoonist's Mind Exclusively brings you....

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Sanic Is Up!

Remember a while ago, when I said I was working on a series called "Sanic"?
Well, the website is up!
"Sanic" is a parody show/comic of Sega's Sonic the hedgehog. It is about Sonic being forced to change his name to Sanic, then Mobius suddenly goes insane. It's funny, trust me.
The first episode should be up later, so be on the watch!
Visit the official Sanic website by clicking here. Also, there's a YouTube channel! Click here to visit the YouTube channel and click here to subscribe to Sanic!
Whew, shameless plugs make me tired.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Who Writes This Lame Blog? Not Me.

Inside A Cartoonist's Mind exclusively brings you some rejected Family Circus cartoons...

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Dumbest. Author. Ever.

You all know the beloved Dr. Seuss, but Inside A Cartoonist's mind has a not as beloved author...

Monday, November 5, 2012

Movies That Would Make Lousy Comics

Books to movies, movies to books, junk to movies.....yes, movies are based on EVERYTHING. But what about....gulp.....COMICS?!
Inside A Cartoonist's Mind exclusively brings you (yes, there IS a Sonic movie)....

Saturday, November 3, 2012

I'm Gonna Wreck It!

I just came back from watching...."Wreck-It Ralph"!!!!
Yes, this blog, ICM, has been anticipating this movie for the longest time, and here it is:

Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Wreck-It Ralph has been the bad guy of a video game for 30 years, and he's fed up. He wants to be a good guy.....who owns a medal, because that's really the only reason you do something kind. He decides to leave his game and go to others, just to get one! Will he succeed? But, wait! Won't someone notice that a video game's bad guy is missing after being there for 30 years? This is exactly what the writers of "3rd Rock From The Sun" did not think about when writing the series finale. Ralph's game might get....gulp......unplugged.

Rating: 10 stars! (Out of a possible 10.) This is the best movie of the year!

Previews: I saw some commercials for upcoming movies. One that stood out to me was about a prehistoric family. The main character was a ripoff of the princess from "Brave", and the logo for the movie and the cave-family may have resembled a certain Hanna-Barbera modern stone-age family. The movie is called "The Cloods". I detected a bomb going off when watching this trailer....

Cameos: Wreck-It Ralph, much like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, has a number of cameos! Here they are, your favorite games:

-Sonic the Hedgehog
-Dr. Robotnik
-The mushroom power-up from Mario bros.
-Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde
-The miner from Dig-Dug
-Various Dig-Dug bad guys
-A Space Invaders arcade cabinet
-A Pac-Man arcade cabinet

They also mention but do not show:

-Super Mario (they couldn't get rights to him, but they could to other Nintendo characters.)

......and they show the exclamation mark from Metal Gear Solid. (and it makes the noise!)

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Why Was Tigger Looking In The Toilet?

Here are some of Inside A Cartoonist's Mind's exclusive......