Sunday, March 23, 2014

Back To The 80s: Tracey Ullman Simpsons

The Simpsons is my favorite TV show, and I can't be the only person who says this.\Of course, they had their humble beginnings, which were more humble than I care to admit.
First off, the family looks.....different.
Seriously.
They were originally in short animation bumpers on the Tracey Ullman Show.
I actually had nightmares the first time I saw the Tracey Ullman-style Simpsons. Brace yourself:
When a Sea Monkey jumps in yellow food coloring, you get this.

Anyways, I remember enjoying these when I was younger, but looking back on them, what the heck did I just watch? The humor was....weird, and the animation was surreal. It was very crude, and the voices were raspy. Like Imagine Yoda doing Marge's voice.
Aside from that, I'm glad the show evolved into what it did, and that they still don't look like demons.
Above is one of these shorts. I have no idea why whoever uploaded it called Bart "Barrel", so don't ask me.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Thw Wickedly Untalented John Travolta

I wonder if someone named Adele Dazeem was in the audience of the 2014 Oscars and was all, "Hey, it's my big chance!"

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Did Dan Quayle Or Homer Simpson Say It?

These Americans have said the dumbest things! Guess who said what with ICM's, "Did Dan Quayle Or Homer Simpson Say It"?:

1) "I have made good decisions in the future."
2)"Oh! So they have internet on computers now!"
3)"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is never try."
4)"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
5)"Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."
6)"We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur."
7)"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
8)"I stand by all the misstatements I made."
9)"If they think I'm going to stop at a stop sign, they're sadly mistaken."
10) "D'oh!" (If you don't get this one, you'll make Dan Quayle look smarter than you.)

QUAYLE: 1, 4, 6, 7, 8,
SIMPSON: 2, 3, 5, 9, 10

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Cartoon Fanart Reviews

And now, I will review the darkest place on the internet:
FANFICTION. (Dunh dun dunhhhhhh...)

Archie, you never told me you were into....animals.....yeah, next fanart, please.

This is from the infamous Simpsons episode where Bart says, "Aye, Carumba, what in God's name happened to my face"? This is the Treehouse Of Horror's nightmare.

"You know what they call a...a....a blockhead with a round head in Paris?"

One of their rejected cutaway jokes, I'm guessing?

AAAAARGH!!! SHOOT IT!!! IT'S A DEMON!!!!! GET IT'S SPINACH, THAT'S WHERE IT'S POWERS COME FROM!!!!

Tragically, these bullet holes came from when Scooby was shot by old man Zimmer after he could've gotten away with it if it weren't for him.