tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44050075276611175952024-03-12T23:43:42.526-07:00Inside A Cartoonist's MindUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger251125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-28681555809705703032015-06-23T15:08:00.001-07:002015-06-23T15:08:49.908-07:00D Is For "I'm Really Running Out Of Ideas For Title Puns, So Any Suggestions Are Welcome"<b>Donkey Kong:</b><br />
<b> <img src="http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131004231837/sonic/images/0/06/Donkey_Kong_60.png" height="320" id="irc_mi" style="margin-top: 0px;" width="277" /> </b><br />
Not an actual Donkey.<br />
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<b> </b><br />
<b>Donkey:</b><br />
<img src="http://animalia-life.com/data_images/donkey/donkey3.jpg" height="320" id="irc_mi" style="margin-top: 0px;" width="258" /> <br />
But this is.<br />
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<b>Dilbert:</b><br />
<b> <img height="256" id="irc_mi" src="http://www.aqua-soft.org/forum/uploads/post-25-1229846653.png" style="margin-top: 78px;" width="256" /> </b><br />
Sadly enough, his job is a lot more fulfilling than that of most cube-dwellers out there.<br />
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<b>Donald Duck:</b><br />
<b> <img height="274" id="irc_mi" src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/protagonists/images/6/6f/Donald.png/revision/latest?cb=20121110002803" style="margin-top: 69px;" width="187" /> </b><br />
Admit it, he needs to be Disney's mascot. He's waaaaaaaaay funnier than Mickey.<b> </b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-87703885456363078792015-06-16T05:19:00.002-07:002015-06-16T05:19:51.274-07:00C Is For "New Posts Every Tuesday"Hey-yo!<br />
As you could probably tell from the title of this post, there are two things:<br />
a) I'm continuing the letter blogging thing.<br />
b) There is now a schedule for ICM: new posts every Tuesday. I think that'll help keep me organized.<br />
Anyways, on with the letters!<br />
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<b>Cartman:</b><br />
<img height="278" src="https://cdn1.cdnme.se/cdn/9-2/621563/images/2010/south-park_741997554_05-southpark_107615888.png" width="320" /><br />
He isn't fat, he's big-boned.<br />
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<b>Cookie Monster:</b><br />
<img height="320" src="http://coding.abel.nu/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/CookieMonster-Sitting.jpg" width="320" /><br />
AKA the typical American. C'mon, admit it.<br />
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<b>Clark Kent:</b><br />
<img height="320" src="http://nerdreactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Superman1.jpg" width="243" /><br />
Wait, sorry, I accidentally put up a picture of Superman. Wait a second...<br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEbFrCI9BhIGxPeIP64gVINtPqbYzk_N8-uQ1gQ9mue0XRRLfsGAIwufQcUlskfFMiP8ltSNM2xlG-4kU7L0XBV62Ok8XL13AXCheSugu1j3CJCt1sUJI5gjmjL7mcn2AXkgFHfU8Nb4sn/s1600/Capture.PNG2.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="146" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEbFrCI9BhIGxPeIP64gVINtPqbYzk_N8-uQ1gQ9mue0XRRLfsGAIwufQcUlskfFMiP8ltSNM2xlG-4kU7L0XBV62Ok8XL13AXCheSugu1j3CJCt1sUJI5gjmjL7mcn2AXkgFHfU8Nb4sn/s400/Capture.PNG2.PNG" width="400" /></a><br />
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What a great disguise! I was up several nights trying to figure out the missing link there.<br />
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<b>Caca:</b><br />
Yeah, no image here.<br />
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<b>Cartoonist:</b><br />
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Perfection.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-23963085441411439562015-05-01T05:26:00.001-07:002015-05-01T05:26:25.063-07:00"B" Is For "More Letters"All righty, more letter blogging to kick off the new month!<br />
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<b>Bart Simpson:</b><br />
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One of the best Simpsons characters (for me, he ranks #2, after Homer). He is also the kid you wanted to be when you were 10 years old (admit it).</div>
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<b>Bob Dylan:</b></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">It may.</td></tr>
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Great songwriter. Shame nobody can <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJZ5-xRRdL4" target="_blank">understand anything that comes out of his mouth</a>.</div>
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<b>Boo:</b></div>
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<img height="192" src="http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/9/95666/1565229-big_boo.png" width="200" /></div>
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The Super Mario Bros. villain who causes you to walk backwards throughout the entire stinking level.</div>
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<b>Bamm-Bamm:</b></div>
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The baby from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flintstones" target="_blank">The Flintstones </a>who you can't help but suspect is on steroids.</div>
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<b>Barack Obama:</b></div>
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<img height="320" src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/489/994/5a0.jpg" width="209" /></div>
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The current president, the subject of 999, 999, 999+ memes, the guy who gets blamed for everything (see above), as well as the subject of <a href="http://cartoonistmind.blogspot.ca/2012/10/obama-tweets-during-first-debate.html" target="_blank">one of my better posts on this site</a> (that debate was just...no. You can do better, Barry. We've seen you do better).</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-52125304256718546862015-04-29T05:26:00.002-07:002015-04-29T05:26:57.423-07:00"A" Is For "Letters"All right, I promised you more posts, and more posts ye shall receive (although you'll probably get a lot more posts in summertime, when I have more free time).<br />
Here's something I've seen a few other bloggers do, so I decided to also do it. It's called letter blogging (I think). What it basically is is I designate one post to every letter of the alphabet and write about things that start with that letter.<br />
So, here goes "A":<br />
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<b>Arnold Schwarzenegger:</b><br />
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Ahh, the action movie-star-turned-governor-turned-action movie star.<div>
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<b>Akbar & Jeff:</b></div>
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<img height="320" src="http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/06/20/lifeinhell_sq-87cc57d76d884e330ae71dd4a5def572aa3ebb46.jpg" width="320" /></div>
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These characters are from Matt Groening's "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_in_Hell" target="_blank">Life In Hell</a>" comic strip. These guys often contemplate life and stuff in the comic, and they also made fezzes awesome.</div>
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<b>Ant Man:</b></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Wait, who?"<br />"Just watch the movie."<br />"Okay."</td></tr>
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Marvel has recently started a trend of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardians_of_the_Galaxy_(film)" target="_blank">introducing obscure characters into movies</a>, and this is next in line. Nobody on the face of the planet had ever heard of this guy beforehand, but we're still all gonna watch this movie.<br /><div>
<b><br /></b><b>Arcades:</b><br />
<img height="175" src="http://blastfunandgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/arcade-kids-activities-sandestin-30a.jpg" width="400" /> <br />
I will beat Ms. Pac-Man. I swear it. <br />
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<b>Azrael:</b><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Gangsta stare.</td></tr>
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The cat from The Smurfs that wants to eat the Smurfs. I guess they taste good. Probably not, though. They probably taste all disgusting. </div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-65200130680793351332015-04-20T09:30:00.003-07:002015-04-20T09:32:12.276-07:00The Case Against JabberjawAh, Hanna Barbera. You gave us tons of classic cartoons that everyone grew up with.<br />
Then it became 1969, and you stopped.<br />
I'm not entirely sure what happened to HB in the late 60s-early 70s, but here are a few examples of how they stopped caring for a while:<br />
1) They churned out about 3, 999, 999, 999 new shows with unmemorable characters about twice a week.<br />
2) The animation got even WORSE. How....I'll just leave it at, "how".<br />
But here is, what in my opinion, was one of the most unwatchable HB cartoons produced, that, for some unknown reason (my bet is riding on Satan. I don't know how, but...Satan) has an actual fan following. Yes, that's right, people have actual nostalgic memories for this.<br />
The cartoon in question, of course, is Jabberjaw.<br />
<img alt="File:Jabberjaw.png" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Jabberjaw.png" height="261" width="320" /><br />
All right, so you're probably either wondering, "well, you say this thing is so lame, but why?" or "you keep promising to update this blog more regularly, jerkface". Well, here's my case against Jabberjaw.<br />
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<b><u>ICM's Case Against Jabberjaw</u></b><br />
First and foremost, it suffered from the same disease every other 70s-HB cartoon had: plagiarism.<br />
It was basically a version of Scooby-Doo with no interesting characters and no plot. The writers did this for the sole purpose of people not having to use a single brain cell while watching this. Like Scooby Doo, it was about a group of teenagers who have a talking animal that they travel with as they solve mysteries.<br />
In Scooby Doo, the talking dog made sense (somewhat). That's an actual pet that people have, so using one as the sidekick could work. Here, it's a group of teens with...a shark. What game of drunk Mad Libs were you playing when you conceived this?<br />
Also, they were a band or something.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Fifteen different types of drugs were consumed to draw this image.</td></tr>
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Alright, so we already know that this is an even more campy version of Scooby Doo (again, how). But it gets worse. Of course you're probably trying to think of how a horribly-animated ripoff of Soocby Doo with twice the drugs (probably) involved about a group of campy teenagers who like to solve mysteries as well as play in a band in which a talking shark is the drummer gets worse, but again, the key word is "plagiarism".<br />
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And it's not plagiarism from one of the personality-less teenagers. Or any side characters. Or even the plot.</div>
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No.</div>
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It's the main character. That's right, the namesake, the marketing angle for this abomination is a full-blown, 100% ripoff. That's awful.</div>
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And it's not like they took the character they were ripping off and changed them to fit the show like they did with Ralph Kramden and Fred Flintstone...he's a full-blown ripoff.</div>
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AND...and and and and and...it's not like they're ripping off someone who isn't super distinctive, so people wouldn't recognize that they were ripping them off...they blatantly, without even TRYING to hide it, steal the personality, voice, and mannerisms of Curly (from the "Three Stooges").<br />
Wow.<br />
Just, wow.<br />
Here, look at a clip of this stupid shark and tell me he isn't completely ripping off Curly:<br />
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Still not convinced? Okay, here's his laugh:<br />
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<img src="http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55850152.jpg" height="320" width="320" /> <br />
<b>The Verdict:</b><br />
If I had to choose one word to describe this show, it would be "shameless".<br />
First, they rip off one of their OWN SHOWS. Why would you do that? What is the purpose? Just make more episodes of the original show you're ripping off.<br />
Next, they rip off an easily recognizable fictional character. Then, they make that ripoff their lead guy. Smart.<br />
Aside from the lawsuits (that still haven't happened about forty years later, for some reason) this show is just generally uncreative, lame, and too campy. Emphasis on "too campy", because that really doesn't help this thing age well.<br />
I sentence you to ten years of reading any book about how to come up with ideas, because you need it.<br />
My final verdict?<br />
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Negative 6.1 points overall. You suck, Jabberjaw (except for your theme song). </div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-67600069001768002702015-02-24T05:11:00.001-08:002015-02-24T05:11:10.411-08:00Prison, Prison, BabySorry, shorter post than usual today (longer ones coming soon).<div>
Well, Vanilla Ice is in jail.</div>
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Wait, it isn't for his "Cool As Ice" movie? I really don't see how he could commit a bigger crime than that.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-8378158211097925592015-02-17T05:20:00.002-08:002015-02-17T05:20:56.761-08:00Confucius Vs. Cartoonist: DifferencesConfucius say:<br />
Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?<br />
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Cartoonist say:<br />
Well, there's government. Wait, no. Let me think...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-38787767635669194992015-02-16T05:46:00.001-08:002015-02-16T05:46:54.366-08:00Confucius Vs. Cartoonist: BeautyConfucius say:<div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span class="bqQuoteLink">Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.</span></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span class="bqQuoteLink"><br></span></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span class="bqQuoteLink">Cartoonist say:</span></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span class="bqQuoteLink">There is a surprising lack of beauty in most celebrities; however lots of people claim to see their nonexistent beauty for some reason.</span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-63794226184897256832015-02-15T07:01:00.001-08:002015-02-15T07:01:08.115-08:00Cartoonist Vs. Confucius: BooksConfucius Say:<div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">You cannot open a book without learning something.<br><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Cartoonist Say:</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">The National Enquirer, Fifty Shades Of Grey, any teen celeb magazine...</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-37106375355928846682015-02-14T07:51:00.000-08:002015-02-14T07:51:21.556-08:00A Complete Guide To Five Nights At Freddy'sRecently, a horror point-and-click game called Five Nights At Freddy's has been extremely popular.<br />
Keeping up with our usual trend of <a href="http://cartoonistmind.blogspot.ca/search/label/Rob%20Ford" target="_blank">milking fads</a>, here at ICM, we've provided a comprehensive game-guide on how to beat the game!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-3012260269269009062015-02-13T05:26:00.002-08:002015-02-13T05:26:23.134-08:00Software UpdatesWith Apple, Microsoft, and Linux (for the two people on Earth who use that), there are software updates.<br />
They take half an hour to install, and all they do is make your screen 0.00000002% brighter, or erase all your contacts, or something like that.<br />
And then they write a new "Terms & Conditions" for each new update, which no living soul has ever bothered to read.<br />
I feel really sorry for the poor slob who has to write a new "Terms & Conditions" for the every five minutes an update comes out. I really do. Those things are lengthy. They must take at least two hours to write/proofread. And nobody has ever read them.<br />
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If I wrote one of those, I would be really tempted to just sneak things in like, "by clicking 'Agree', you hereby give us your firstborn" and stuff like that.<div>
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My point is that these take forever to load, are released every other day, and are just overall tedious. I still haven't updated my iPad to iOS 8.1 billion jigowatts or whatever we're on now.</div>
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This is honestly why I'm considering switching to this computer:</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-36726117293388464482015-02-12T05:23:00.000-08:002015-02-12T05:23:08.548-08:00Make Your Own Brian Williams News Story!Here's something I haven't done for a while...<br />
So, basically, reporter Brian Williams recently admitted that he made up a truckload of his stories, and now, nobody likes him. But why let Brian boy have all the fun? Let's make up our own Brian Williams News Stories....<br />
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<b>DIY: Brian Williams Stories</b><br />
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Hi, this is Brian Williams. I'm here today in (1), and I have shocking news. I recently spoke with (2), and they told me that (3).<br />
Now, being the brave man I am, I am going to have to fly into the disaster zone myself and save the day. Also, I (4). This is all true. I swear.<br />
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(1)-Iraq<br />
-Disney Land<br />
-Heaven<br />
-A coma<br />
(2)-The ambassador<br />
-Chuck Norris<br />
-Wikipedia<br />
-A completely, verified, not made-up source<br />
(3)-The world is ending<br />
-Everything's better with Perry<br />
-I am definitely here. I swear<br />
-There's a dog in the vent<br />
(4)-Lowered taxes single handedly<br />
-Am guaranteed free entry for the rapture<br />
-Am Lorde. Ya ya ya<br />
-Removed all Kardashians from the gene pool. You're welcomeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-34524408028089647772015-02-11T05:38:00.001-08:002015-02-11T05:38:29.043-08:00Separated At Birth CelebritiesOccasionally, people get separated at birth.<br />
This can happen to anyone, even celebrities. Here at ICM's (nonexistent) research department, we've pinpointed who these celebrities unknown brother/sisters are...<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-91228960098562246582015-01-09T05:34:00.002-08:002015-01-09T05:34:43.209-08:00Back To The 90's: The Adventures Of Sonic The HedgehogNo, not the good show (known as "SatAM"), the bad one.<br />
What happens when you take a good video game, knock all sense and logic out of it, and then put it on TV? Something similar to "The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog".<br />
I honestly have no words to describe this thing, so let's just analyze the show in parts, shall we?<br />
First up, the theme song starts with Sonic and Tails sleeping. This is about as calm as the show gets, and it lasts a full half-second. Then, this giant alarm clock rings, it wakes up Sonic (voiced by the guy who played Urkel. He actually does a pretty good job, though), and he jumps on Tails to wake him up. Right on his back.<br />
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The next minute of the theme song is just basically things running around and exploding at an extremely fast pace. We also get this delightful image:<div>
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Is that over with? Good. Now comes the "story". </div>
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I'm not choosing one specific episode, because every time it's the exact same thing...</div>
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Dr. Robotnik sends his robots after Sonic with no rhyme or reason to his actions, and they're the most annoying things in the world. They try a bunch of schemes <strike>stolen from</strike> similar to Wil E. Coyote's, but Sonic will manage to escape them. Eventually, he gets tired of putting up with this junk, so he gets a marvelous plan: he dons a costume and tries to trick them.</div>
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His "costume" usually consists of him wearing a coat and a mustache. If it's a good day, he'll wear glasses and a hat, too. And the robots are fooled by this every. Single. Time.</div>
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Here are a few of his disguise masterpieces. This magnum opus truly proves the writers don't care what's happening in this show:</div>
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After many chili-dog jokes (far too many), Sonic and tails eventually save the day. <div>
But, NOOO, it can't end yet! We still have to get to my favorite part of the show: "Sonic Sez".</div>
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Here is the network-mandated segment of the show where Sonic, the guy who just fought killer robots for fifteen minutes, teaches us about safety. This is as good of an idea as Mel Gibson teaching anger management classes.</div>
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But we can't go for normal morals here. Nope. In this part of the show, Sonic teaches little kids about sexual harassment and why riding in a dryer is a bad idea. I'm serious. I swear. These were real episodes of the show. First off, I don't think any small children need to know about these things, and second, I get the feeling it never occurred to any kids to take a ride in a dryer until they mentioned it here. Nice going, jerks.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"..and remember, kids, should the CIA get involved, it's a good idea to just tell the truth! Yep, these are the morals kids need to know!"</td></tr>
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So, all in all, was this show good? Well, that would be a relative term, really. If you consider "incomprehensible" good, then, yes, it was.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-81528224599876411282015-01-08T05:35:00.001-08:002015-01-08T05:35:13.833-08:00Guess Who Said It: Ralph Wiggum Or Gary Busey?To ring in 2015, we're playing a game. Did Ralph Wiggum or Gary Busey say it?<br />
If you can't figure it out, I don't blame you.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-26730482487540201482014-12-17T05:31:00.001-08:002014-12-17T05:31:45.335-08:00What We REALLY Searched For Most In 2014Recently, Google released a video about what we searched for in 2014.<br />
And everything was "hope", "science", "fear", and other cliches. First off, I doubt those were the most-searched things.<br />
Second, what was anyone expecting to find with "hope"? A website that generates hope into your mind or something.<br />
Anyhow, we (read: I) here at ICM Industries (Editor's note: not a real industry) have decided to bring you the REAL top-searched items on Google in 2014...<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-87685388741990407512014-12-15T05:36:00.002-08:002014-12-15T05:36:32.598-08:00Deleted Scenes From The Star Wars Trailer<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-90603871401785820672014-12-11T09:20:00.001-08:002014-12-11T09:20:29.510-08:00One Final Rob Ford ThoughtWell, Rob Ford isn't Toronto mayor anymore, so I guess I'll have to stop making fun of him.<br />
I mean, I have to spoof relevant things, and ever since he quit the race for mayor, no one talks about him anymore.<br />
Like, at all.<br />
Jeez, we have short attention spans.<br />
If you tried a reverse image search of him, he probably wouldn't even come up anymore. That's how much nobody talks about him. And it would probably look like this:<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-91780815212398738972014-12-10T09:10:00.002-08:002014-12-10T09:11:59.504-08:00Let's Talk About TMZLet's talk about TMZ, shall we?<br />
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Basically, the show starts with the host, Harvey, and.....and...taking head #2 blathering about what celebrities they will mock on this ever-so informative program today.<br />
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This has already been done much more intellectually with Beavis and Butt-head.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Not pictured: whats-his-name.</td></tr>
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We are then exposed to a. Solid. Hour. Of blurry, shaky, fast-paced, inaudible celebrity interviews where they ambush them in various places. I love how they just literally stalk the people they're looking for.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Waiting for Mike Myers to get the runs!</td></tr>
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And, of course, lest we forget Harvey and his band o' merry misfits laughing about the plastic surgery on celebrities. Unfortunately, this isn't "The Introduce Pot To Kettle Show".<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">He said, "laugh", so do it or you get kicked off the show.</td></tr>
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They show us what's coming up on the show before commercial breaks. The one thing that actually sounds remotely interesting is the one thing they play at the very end (to keep you watching), and if you're wearing your lucky underpants they'll talk about it for five full seconds.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Who needs to know things that actually matter?</td></tr>
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But, above all, the one thing we should talk about is the directing.<br />
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As mentioned before, the footage is blurry and shaky. But the one thing that really shows the director's talent is how he always cuts to some random guy in the studio whenever Harvey's talking.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The really interesting thing is nothing you have to say, Harvey.</td></tr>
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This is truly a "special" show.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-62189764233127319912014-12-03T05:28:00.003-08:002014-12-03T05:28:52.795-08:00The Problem With NamesMany people hate their names, but I really don't think any of us are permitted to vent about them around Winnie the Pooh.<br />
I mean, seriously, what were they thinking?<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Hmm, yeah, no one'll make fun of this name."<br /><br /><br /></td></tr>
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I can only imagine the amount of little kids expecting to read the new Captain Underpants book or something, and found out the story was about this bear.<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-67659549879915369632014-11-10T14:20:00.000-08:002014-11-10T14:20:06.826-08:00Back From The Dead!It's been a while, huh?<br />
Anyways, here's the honest reason I took that mega-hiatus: my life has become increasingly more busy. But now, I'm brushing up on my scheduling skills and have an announcement:<br />
I'm Ba-a-ack!<br />
Again.<br />
What, this is like, the fourth time? But it's for real now.<br />
I'll try to give you at LEAST one post per week.<br />
Juuust letting you know.<br />
-Cartoonist Guy <br />
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-14063043791790061042014-09-11T16:11:00.002-07:002014-09-11T16:11:11.340-07:00No. REALLY?!Gee, Mike Tyson came to promote Rob Ford and he caused a CONTROVERSY?!<br />
Wow! Didn't see that one coming.<br />
Okay, we all did. That was like putting mentos in coke.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-35091720948004694412014-08-16T07:55:00.002-07:002014-08-16T07:56:49.247-07:00An Open Letter To DagwoodDear Dagwood,<br />
Just a few things.<br />
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First off, why is your comic still called "Blondie"? I know it was about her at first, but now the comic's all about you.<br />
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And on that note, can you maybe think of a new shtick?<br />
Your sandwich gag was funny the first 1,863 times, but it think it might be losing it's edge.<br />
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width="400" /><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"> <img src="http://www.loc.gov/loc/lcib/0006/images/blondie_9.jpg" height="123" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="400" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Nobody makes sandwiches that look like this, unless their mouth is the size of Donkey Kong.</td></tr>
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Anyways, Dag, I think that's all for now....but I put the main focus on the whole sandwich-joke-thing. Lose that.<br />
<div>
Otherwise, thanks for your time!</div>
<div>
No, no, wait, just one more small thing: what cruel demon names their child "Dagwood" or "Blondie"?</div>
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<br /></div>
<div>
I'm done now.</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
Sincerely,</div>
<div>
Cartoonist Guy</div>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://d2eu5panhhlmd4.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/DSC04781.jpg" height="300" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="400" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ha, ha! Oh, Dagwood, you compulsive overeater!</td></tr>
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</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-63988568213417234622014-08-12T14:30:00.002-07:002014-08-16T07:30:32.558-07:00Donation From The WikiNationI'm glad that this isn't happening right now.<br />
<br />
What's "it", you ask?<br />
Well, if you've ever been on Wikipedia, you've probably seen some message that's just some giant paragraph blathering about money.<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdUr_FN4dG21Pkuq7xOawNYWnBZ_groR3q6z-uhMmKFgrVxMOgX6AYdWE_vcx5nSSXnBROdkyXBX0sNU1NIRKVu0RexTRp2HuQxSHdWp_CbECLojm2gQeq16MKIc2K1u-hlDuAooNRK2s8/s1600/wikipedia+icm.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdUr_FN4dG21Pkuq7xOawNYWnBZ_groR3q6z-uhMmKFgrVxMOgX6AYdWE_vcx5nSSXnBROdkyXBX0sNU1NIRKVu0RexTRp2HuQxSHdWp_CbECLojm2gQeq16MKIc2K1u-hlDuAooNRK2s8/s1600/wikipedia+icm.png" height="270" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kind of like this one, more or less.</td></tr>
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Maybe this doesn't bother you. But it bothers me. Do you know why?<br />
<div>
This is annoying.<br />
I mean, it may sound weird, but this is really, really annoying. And I've checked: I'm not the only person who feels this way.<br />
It just pops up out of nowhere and blinds you with it's completely unmatching shade of orange.<br />
<br />
I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but, please....<br />
Telemarket.<br />
About the same amount of people will listen anyway.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4405007527661117595.post-3476497451779667852014-07-31T11:25:00.000-07:002014-07-31T11:25:12.769-07:00If You Give A Ford A MayorshipIf you give a Ford a mayorship,<br />
He will want some money.<br />
<br />
And if you give that Ford some money,<br />
He will want to fund a football team instead of his town.<br />
<br />
And if you give a Ford another chance after that,<br />
He will want some drugs.<br />
<br />
And if you give a Ford some drugs,<br />
He will want to hide the evidence.<br />
<br />
And if you let the Ford hide the evidence,<br />
He will want to show you the evidence.<br />
<br />
And if you let him show you the evidence,<br />
The police won't so he'll make a truckload of phony speeches.<br />
<br />
And if you let a Ford make phony speeches,<br />
He will want to make a stupid statement that may or may not involve what he does at his home.<br />
<br />
And if you let a Ford make stupid statements,<br />
He will want to drink beer.<br />
<br />
And if you give a Ford a beer,<br />
He will go to fast food restaurants and swear like there's no tomorrow.<br />
<br />
And if you let a Ford swear in public,<br />
He will want to go to rehab.<br />
<br />
And if you give a Ford a rehab vacation,<br />
He will only pretend he's going but actually won't.<br />
<br />
And if you wait around for a Ford to do his next dumb move,<br />
He probably will.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com