After Maleficient...

So I guess Disney is gonna start making extremely dark spinoffs of children's movies.

Maybe this is next:

"I am the captain now."

Fordorama

Rob Ford was recently discovered shopping at Bracebridge when he was supposed to be in rehab. My theory is this:

I guess it makes the most sense that Ford was cryogenically frozen from a long time ago, and now he has no idea how to follow the rules in this strange new universe, where when you're sentenced to rehab, you ACTUALLY GO THERE.

Oh, well. There's always next time.

And there will be a next time.