The Problem With Names

Many people hate their names, but I really don't think any of us are permitted to vent about them around Winnie the Pooh.
I mean, seriously, what were they thinking?

"Hmm, yeah, no one'll make fun of this name."

I can only imagine the amount of little kids expecting to read the new Captain Underpants book or something, and found out the story was about this bear.

Actually, I'd read that.