D Is For "I'm Really Running Out Of Ideas For Title Puns, So Any Suggestions Are Welcome"

Donkey Kong:
                                                      
Not an actual Donkey.


Donkey:
                                                                                   
But this is.

Dilbert:
                                                         
Sadly enough, his job is a lot more fulfilling than that of most cube-dwellers out there.

Donald Duck:
                                                                 
Admit it, he needs to be Disney's mascot. He's waaaaaaaaay funnier than Mickey.