An Open Letter To Dagwood

Dear Dagwood,
Just a few things.

First off, why is your comic still called "Blondie"? I know it was about her at first, but now the comic's all about you.

And on that note, can you maybe think of a new shtick?
Your sandwich gag was funny the first 1,863 times, but it think it might be losing it's edge.
                                
                                

 

Nobody makes sandwiches that look like this, unless their mouth is the size of Donkey Kong.

Anyways, Dag, I think that's all for now....but I put the main focus on the whole sandwich-joke-thing. Lose that.

Otherwise, thanks for your time!

No, no, wait, just one more small thing: what cruel demon names their child "Dagwood" or "Blondie"?

I'm done now.

Sincerely,

Cartoonist Guy

Ha, ha! Oh, Dagwood, you compulsive overeater!

                               

Donation From The WikiNation

I'm glad that this isn't happening right now.

What's "it", you ask?
Well, if you've ever been on Wikipedia, you've probably seen some message that's just some giant paragraph blathering about money.

Kind of like this one, more or less.

Maybe this doesn't bother you. But it bothers me. Do you know why?

This is annoying.
I mean, it may sound weird, but this is really, really annoying. And I've checked: I'm not the only person who feels this way.
It just pops up out of nowhere and blinds you with it's completely unmatching shade of orange.

I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but, please....
Telemarket.
About the same amount of people will listen anyway.