Since people are addicted to watching people run from the cops due to drug crimes, and others are addicted to a singing purple dinosaur, why not entertain them both?
I bring you......
So, this show is about Barney making chocolate bars. But they taste so good that the CIA has declared them illegal! So now Barney is illegally dealing chocolate bars to the public while trying not to get caught.
If you use my idea, I get royalty and $1,000 for every five seconds of the show.