Anyways, I was thinking about McDonald's. They have some pretty messed-up mascots.
You've got Ronald McDonald, who sort of looks like he should be making a guest appearance on The Krusty The Clown Show as opposed to making your food, then you have Grimace, who's some purple blob that never gets explained.
|It just seems like a clown would be so out of place in a fast food restaurant. That has to be violating some health code.|
Finally, there's Mayor McCheese (no, not Rob Ford), who's a walking hamburger. I don't get why the mayor of McDonald's is a hamburger. Didn't he ever stop to think, "Hey, I wonder what our most popular menu item is!"
Maybe he's okay with his own people being eaten.
It's sort of like the Mini Wheats mascot, who just hangs around in a bowl of milk and encourages kids to eat him. Does he have mental problems? Can he not figure out that he'll die if the kid eats him?
|"Why do you all look so hungry?"|