FANFICTION. (Dunh dun dunhhhhhh...)

Archie, you never told me you were into....animals.....yeah, next fanart, please.

This is from the infamous Simpsons episode where Bart says, "Aye, Carumba, what in God's name happened to my face"? This is the Treehouse Of Horror's nightmare.

"You know what they call a...a....a blockhead with a round head in Paris?"

One of their rejected cutaway jokes, I'm guessing?

AAAAARGH!!! SHOOT IT!!! IT'S A DEMON!!!!! GET IT'S SPINACH, THAT'S WHERE IT'S POWERS COME FROM!!!!

Tragically, these bullet holes came from when Scooby was shot by old man Zimmer after he could've gotten away with it if it weren't for him.