Saturday, August 16, 2014

An Open Letter To Dagwood

Dear Dagwood,
Just a few things.

First off, why is your comic still called "Blondie"? I know it was about her at first, but now the comic's all about you.

And on that note, can you maybe think of a new shtick?
Your sandwich gag was funny the first 1,863 times, but it think it might be losing it's edge.
Nobody makes sandwiches that look like this, unless their mouth is the size of Donkey Kong.
Anyways, Dag, I think that's all for now....but I put the main focus on the whole sandwich-joke-thing. Lose that.
Otherwise, thanks for your time!
No, no, wait, just one more small thing: what cruel demon names their child "Dagwood" or "Blondie"?

I'm done now.

Cartoonist Guy
Ha, ha! Oh, Dagwood, you compulsive overeater!