Donation From The WikiNation

I'm glad that this isn't happening right now.

What's "it", you ask?
Well, if you've ever been on Wikipedia, you've probably seen some message that's just some giant paragraph blathering about money.

Kind of like this one, more or less.

Maybe this doesn't bother you. But it bothers me. Do you know why?

This is annoying.
I mean, it may sound weird, but this is really, really annoying. And I've checked: I'm not the only person who feels this way.
It just pops up out of nowhere and blinds you with it's completely unmatching shade of orange.

I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but, please....
Telemarket.
About the same amount of people will listen anyway.