Friday, December 21, 2012

The National Exclaimer: Part Two

A few posts ago, I did a magazine spoofing "The National Inquirer" called "The National Exclaimer".
It was a hit, so here's part two:

The National Exclaimer

Issue Two

He Don't Get No Respect

Research has revealed Rodney Dangerfield actually died of embarrassment when he discovered he was the second best stuttering comedian. Number one? Porky Pig.

Howard Exposed

When Howard Stern goes home, he ironically writes petitions against harassment towards women.

Hurricane Names

The government was debating naming hurricane Sandy hurricane SpongeBob, but this was rejected due to the fact that hurricanes don't exactly make children laugh.