Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Things I've Noticed About Cartoons

I've noticed the following thing about cartoons....
-Phineas (from Phineas And Ferb) is probably related to the spies from Spy Vs Spy.
-Gumby, Pokey, Prickle, and the Blockheads are cute characters, then there's that creepy fish thing.
-Tom And Jerry: Jerry repeatedly hits Tom with anvils, bullets, and what-have-you. I think that it would be a good idea for Tom to find a mouse that can't get his hands on firearms...
-I'm the first person to notice this: whenever Bugs Bunny asks, "What's up, doc?" no one ever answers him. Daffy replies, "You're despicable," and Yosamite Sam and Elmer Fudd shoot at him. Can't he get an answer or something?
-Minnie is probably Mickey's sister. Or mom. Ew.
-Beetle Bailey is always sleeping as opposed to helping his army. If you were enlisted and tried this, you would probably be shot by your own army.
-It took me until season three to figure out what Stimpy is.
-Who names their kid "Butthead"?
-In Arthur, all the animals act like humans, except Arthur's pet dog, Pal. Is that really fair?
-Jake the dog is made of rubber and can turn into anything, and Finn has a sword. I'd rather have powers than some stupid piece of metal, wouldn't you?
-Shouldn't Jon watch Odie to make sure Garfield doesn't beat him up?
-Whales eat plankton, so why doesn't Mr. Krabs get his whale daughter, Pearl, to eat Plakton and get his problems over with?
-"Don't have a cow, man!" Okay, Bart, you don't. Now what?