Friday, February 1, 2013

What Sucks About TV

A new ICM feature!

What Sucks About TV

-Cartoon Network running LIVE-ACTION shows.
-The Wonderful World Of Disney only shows either Finding Nemo or Monsters Inc. EVERY. DANG. DAY.
-The number one pottymouth on TV: Honey Boo-Boo.
-Regular Show: The kid's show with 20 dirty messages an episode.
-BeyBlade! Just what we need! Anime freaks on steroids screaming about spinning tops with magical powers!
-Violence in cartoons nowadays consists of....well, pretty much a lawsuit. What happened to violence?!
-Dallas is back on, and the only member of the original cast is dead.
-Betty White has a cameo in pretty much every show on the face of Earth.
-The Today Show focuses on the same hoax for weeks, when they've already squeezed all the scandal-ness they could out of it.
-IN CASE YOU FORGOT, DISNEY IS FOR CARTOONS, NOT LAME LIVE-ACTION SHOWS WITH DRUNK WRITERS AND A CANNED LAUGHTRACK.
-TV is so bad, that blogs like this are writing what sucks about it.