Toothpaste is weird.
I brush my teeth, and whenever I drink water, it tastes like.....uh......it tastes horrible.
Shouldn't there be a disclaimer on the tube of toothpaste saying something like:
"WARNING: Do not drink water after use of this because this toothpaste's aftertaste ill make it all weird and you'll hate it. -And don't even get us started on orange juice!"