Captain Underpants And More Scatological Humor
You see, ever since book nine, this series has been confusing. It said there would be no more books except for one, and when that one came out, we promised more.So, one day, mean old Mr. Krupp was just being mean, which we repeatedly emphasize in these books. Speaking of these books, did you know that our material is from 50% "What Happened To My Body" puberty books, and the other 50% from rejected Ren And Stimpy scripts?
Anyways, meet George and Harold. George is the one one the left with a tie, and Harold is on the right without a tie.
Mr. Krupp gave George and Harold detention for finding and explaining 3,450 synonyms for poop. "Aw, dung!" George exclaimed. "Yeah," Harold replied. "This is a load of guano, manure, ordure, and kukur. We don;t deserve this detention! This book does, because it encourages kids to make these jokes at school!"
George and Harold then snapped their fingers, because as we all know, that turns Mr. Krupp into....Captain Underpants!
"Tra-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Captain Underpants yelled. "Kids, there was one synonym you forgot. It's--"
"Please," George said. "This is a children's book."
All of a sudden, a huge radioactive blob of urine walked up to the trio. "My name," the pee began, "Is Mary! I've come here to destroy you!"
"Ha! You think I'm afraid of pee? Though, this is definitely a step up from my other foes I've faced before: snot, toilets, a guy in diapers, and a man named 'Poopypants'."
