Songs about pretty much nothing tend to get more fame. So, here's my attempt:
My Way
All I do it sit all day.But, man, I'm sitting my way!
Can't tell me what to do,
Ain't nothing you can say,
'Cause I plant my butt down
My way!
That's right, my way.
My way,
My way,
My way,
My buttocks is on my chair
In my own specific fashion!
It's my chair,
My butt,
This house is
My rut,
No one can say nothing.
Why?
'Cause I've planted my buttcheeks...my way!
