Dr. Seuss has been teaching us bad morals! Here:
-The Cat In The Hat: It's okay to let hairy strangers in your house as long as they clean up after.
-Green Eggs And Ham: Eat moldy food.
-Fox In Socks: If someone's getting on your nerves, you can jam them in a bottle.
-How The Grinch Stole Christmas: You can forgive people who steal all your stuff as long as they realize they've done a bad thing.
-The Lorax: When you ruin the environment, you can board yourself up in a shack and hide.
-Horton Hears A Who: There are people who live on dust specks.
-The 500 Hats Of Bartholemew Cubbins: If someone wears something you don't like, you can kill them.
-Oh, The Places You'll Go: If you don't like something, ditch it.
-The Sneetches: People can only fit in if they look like you.
-And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street: Parents can ignore their children's stories even if they're proof the kid has problems.
