Thursday, May 2, 2013

Some Of The Worst Quotes Ever

Over the years, we've heard stupid things from stupid people, such as:
"I've got binders full of women!"
-Mitt Romney
"The doctors X-Rayed my head and found nothing."
-Dizzy Dean
"I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?"
"A day without sunshine is, like, night."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Al Gore
"Stupid is as stupid does."
-Forrest Gump
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
-Terry Bradshaw
"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company."
-Scott Adams
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
-Bill Watterson