Over the years, we've heard stupid things from stupid people, such as:
"I've got binders full of women!"
"The doctors X-Rayed my head and found nothing."
"I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?"
"A day without sunshine is, like, night."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company."
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."